His House. His Kingdom. His royal Couch...and carebears.

Snoopy!

That "feed me or I will pee on your shoe" face.

"Get that camera out of my face! Gosh!"

Busted. Tsk. Tsk.

Out take.

Random thoughts that aren't necessarily random

*Going from earning $800 dollars a week to barely 300 bi weekly and it doesn't change your lifestyle must mean that you never had a life

* I hate writing down my thoughts for random strangers to read. I don't believe this a great stress reliever, nor do I believe in blogging. I blog because I can be an attention whore too.

* People used to look down on me back in high school. It wasn't because they were shallow or self-absorbed It's because im short.

* Blogging makes me sweat. Seriously. Im sweating more than a fat girl writing her first love letter.

* Life's a bitch that your stuck with till death do you part.

* Just because im single doesn't mean I can't have anyone I want. Ah who am I kidding. Isn't that the number one excuse as to why someone cant get laid.

* Asterisk are sexy.

Till next time..

I swear this blog is still alive.

This was written way back in my hazy years. This is the only song i've written to music, composed by old friends of mine and myself. Together we only had one song. We sucked. :( Nobody loved those Filthy Animals!

FRIENDSHIP BRACELET

I feel so dumb, I feel so ecstatic
It's all right when your with me
A friendship bracelet, im in this forever
It's all right, i'll drown with you by the sea
I feel so excited, I feel so dirty
It's all right, monkey do, monkey see

Kristine the girl of my dreams
I cant believe she's unconscious on my couch
In her skivvies, oh my god!
Spilled my drink on her face when I passed out

Yeah...yeah...yeah

The lights glow dim, cant get this party started
But who cares, I found my friends
I feel so numb, I cant feel my face
But who cares, life's in a binge
Lets jump off a bridge, parents don't recommend it
But who cares, give me a parachute after I hit the ground

Kristine the girl of my dreams
I cant believe she's unconscious on my couch
In her skivvies, oh my god!
Spilled my drink on her face when I passed out

Look Mom! No head! ( Repeated)
It's time to party, oh no not again
I can't take this, shut up and give me a drink
Arsenic, this isn't kool-aid is it?
Orgy at the end of a bottle
I'll do it if you say it's okay
With friends like these, who needs ice cream and syphilis
Cant see clear, Todo suena como español
I can't feel you, is there no one here?
Cant see you, dressed in your highest heels

To the floor, is my destination
All I wanna know is am I there yet?

Yeah...yeah...yeah

Im so happy, I feel so gay
It's okay, that im undone cuz so are they
Im so dazed, I feel so peachy
It's okay, im so confused
Im so naughty, I feel so ungodly
It's okay, my heart is true
Yay! Yay! Yay!

Kristine the girl of my dreams
I cant believe she's unconscious on my couch
In her skivvies, oh my god!
Spilled my drink on her face when I passed out

Yeah...yeah...yeah

SO ANGEL

Angel, So many nights I laid
My eyes wonder under the moonlight
My thoughts of you melt like candles
Giving me a nother good night
If I could go where you are
Then tonight I could sleep
If this isn't real i'll stay buried in sheets
I want you to be more than just a dream to me

So angel, will you walk with me under the rain
Hold me as close to your heart as I can be
Like the loveliest our movie scene
Just one fond look, then take my hand
Close our eyes and kiss passionately
So angel, I can feel your heart dancing
Can you feel my heart screaming?
When we open our eyes, kiss me again
To let me know im not still dreaming

You give me the sweetest sensation, without premonition
All it takes is your smile, your laughter
Your presence, your essence, lights my infatuation
Oh, it feels like nothing even matters, at all
Im hoping, Im wishing, for just one chance
to dwell in your world, if you have a place for me
and enough love, and a heart yearning for romance
And thoughts that drive use wild, and our secrets to keep
Until then im all yours faithfully

So angel, will you walk with me under the rain
Hold me as close to your heart as I can be
The moon is low, and fireflies glow
With eyes closed and kiss passionately
So angel, I can feel your heart dancing
Can you feel my heart screaming?
So lets open our eyes, kiss me again
To let me know im not still dreaming

Life has a way to see through your heart
To make the good things shine in the dark
Never throw away your hope in sorrow
Not when the sun might shine tomorrow
If im wrong, then I will shine, for you

So angel, this crazy feeling has my heart in a riot
Is it yes? Never a no? What do you suggest?
Just hold me close. It's okay that your silent
It's the look in your eyes that say it best
No more resistance, 'cause we have each other lifted
So much to say but all we do is smile
We could talk about these feelings
But I've waited so long. Can you just be kissing me now?